Can I be a Scientologist if I have no money?

Can I be a Scientologist if I have no money?

Posted by admin
Sep 06 2010

I want to be a level 12 and know all the secrets and get out all my Theatans and stuff. I aint gots no Tom Cruise dollars though.

8 Responses

  1. chryseraphim says:

    According to my wife’s friend, you can have the honor of stuffing envelopes and general chores like this for the price of your classes.

    Indeed.

  2. Easter Bunny says:

    No way! You gotta pay to play in Scientology! Save your money to buy some Cadbury Cream Eggs instead! They’re yummy!

  3. Chimpanzer Tank!! says:

    nope they want to clear the planet, but you have to pay them first

  4. Spike says:

    yes
    murder a Scientologist and steal his identity

  5. Evil Ernie says:

    Sure. As much as you can be protestant with no money. Both sects want it, but will pretend you’re ok without it until you fork it over. Then you are truly accepted.

  6. Dean M says:

    Wow, I didn’t know that you had to pay to play to be a Scientologist, that is pretty funny. Well, at least they are up front about it, I’ll give them that.

  7. ladyluck says:

    i doubt it you need some green i mean they can hear you talking but cant understand a word your saying money makes them listen

  8. Boba Fett says:

    You don’t need money if you’re willing to become a slave.

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